Joke of life , Okon and the ATM card

OKON wanted to use his ATM card but the

machine kept on rejecting the card.

A frustrated Okon called his bank help line. 

Okon : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card?

ATM card lady : Sir, I have checked your account,

everything is alright here and You should be

able to use your card, are you sure your card is

not damaged or broken? 

Okon: Are you insane? What are You

insinuating? No one takes good care of their

ATM card like I do. 

Lady : Okay Sir, are you also sure the

surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?

Okon : You dey mad? ATM card when I dey pet

like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated

it last week when I laminated my Identity

card. 

Lady : Did you just said LAMINATE? 

Okon: Of course Yes!!! 

Lady: MTCHEEEEEW!!!