Funny conversation between Hon Chidi Lloyd of River state house of assembly with his son

Conversation Between Famous Hon Chidi Llyods Majority leader River State House Of Assembly And His Son:

Chidi; son, why are you not going to school today?

Son; I am having pains just like you are having too.

Chidi; what is the problem again?

Son ; there was serious fight yesterday in our class as some of my classmate tried to remove our class rep so I have to use a plank on some of them in the process I was seriously beaten by them.

Chidi; why do you have to do that nau?

Son; but Dad I just watched you online now where you were planking your colleague with the House maze as if he was a goat. That's one of the things I learnt from you now.

Chidi; how do you mean?

Son; that I have to go to a hospital and lie down and also pretend that I was beaten like you did yesterday even when the video speaks for itself.

Chidi; you mean its online?

Son; that its online is understatement even the deaf and blind watched it.

Chidi; is your own online too.

Son; Dad you have to find out ursef or you ask you pay master Gov Amaechi to come to my school too to quiet the situation like he did in your case.