Thursday, 11 July 2013

Funny class teachers. Read and laugh it out

Two teachers were arguing in the
class and the students
were watching. Others teachers
were trooping in one after the other.

ENGLISH TEACHER: 'What a
pugnacious and combatant fight teachers maneuverating
themselves in the presence of
their pupils.'

CHEMISTRY TEACHER: 'Stop this now or I'll balance your equation with acid and base.'

MATHS TEACHER: 'Please please
stop before I divide and
subtract your names from our
teachers' list.

CRK TEACHER: 'Oh God of
Nazareth,forgive them cos they
do not know what they are doing.'

ECONOMICS TEACHER: 'What a human behavior,I'll draw a
scale of preference to know who's at fault.'

MUSIC TEACHER: ' Stop ! Both of you lack voices to win an argument,your phonet is
voiceless,your treble ,and your
auto lack vocal sound. '

HISTORY TEACHER: 'Oh my God of
21st century.I'll
compare this fight with that of
Iran and Iraq.This may be World War 3.

BIOLOGY TEACHER: 'What a shame
between these two species of
Homo sapiens.The knot of your
Medula Oblongata is
loosing and I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis before your brain's gas diffuses out to prevent Turgidity.'

When will this fight end?
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